I take my hat off to you, Josh Susie

Librarian: "Was it you before...with the big banana?"

I'm figuring a riot, at least...

Text from Zac: Guess we'll see what happens when someone breaks dresscode

Yes, the credit reads "written by"

Text Message From Brittany: Hey Jessica. Is your name under the internet?

So there's that.

If it works, that's great. If it doesn't, at least you know you're doing something James Joyce did.

-Allan Estrin

I guess they're "out" this season...

Gabriela: Can't a girl find a cocksock in Hollywood anymore??

Burn!

AFI Guy 1: Why are you guys talking about baseball? who cares?
AFI Guy 2: How would you know, you don't even have a team, Montana!!

Only two a day counts as quitting, right?

Hipster Guy: I must really like her if I quit drinking at work, you know?